愚人节整人的英语句子

2023-08-10 20:22:25 高考在线

1, a cricket made a bet with the pig said: I jumped into the grass, you will not see me, the pig said: I want to see? So the crickets jumped in the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is looking! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still looking at it?

　　2, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, only for one day when you walk past me, it will not fall flat for you, even if it is white.

　　3, no matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how big the wind is, how long the ruler is, Kawa Tahiro, the wine is so strong, the ice is cold, the fire is hot... I just want to tell you that it's none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day！

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愚人节整人的英语句子

　　5. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay with you quietly. I know you always will not take care of themselves, whenever I leave, you will go out from the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day！

　　6, to be left stupid to do things, and there is no "fool" life force, such as "fool" water, today I feel stupid, it finally found you in ignorance". Happy April Fool's Day！

　　7, you, you, you really hard; no 32 thinner than cucumber and meat; skin thicker than the walls, shells not thoroughly; heart smaller than the eye of a needle, and never suffer; love is thinner than paper, who catch pit!

　　8, wherever you fly, I will follow wherever you go; wherever you go, I will follow. And then kill you - dead flies. Happy April Fool's Day！

　　9, I really love you big ears broad face, thick lips black eyes. Your song is wonderful, the lyrics are always a tune - hum humm - hum hum. You are my pet pig zai!

　　10, your influence is so extensive, so huge, so profound! So today I'll do what I do, only teasing you...... Happy April Fool's Day！

　　11, your happiness, I come to the building. You confused, I can make up for your sake; I, to meet you; willfulness, I give in to care for you; mine, who let me be a pig raiser! Well, it's not easy to feed the pig!

　　12, seismic prediction: a mini earthquake tonight to tomorrow, for your safety, please tonight wrapped in quilts, wearing a toilet, nose stuck Straw sleeping in bed. Happy April Fool's Day！

　　13, this is a Li Bai poem, please read aloud: bedroom spring green, holding the plum and smell the flowers, I will only be in the bedroom, the bedroom to sleep, spring green.

　　14, you have an angel like face, the devil figure, even your fart posture is so perfect. In a public occasion under the control of the tempo? Happy April Fool's Day！

　　15, the city weather forecast: the temperature of the night is down, the southwest wind is five to six, and the money will be scraped. The meteorological department reminds the public of the attention of the public: stay warm at night and be careful with cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

　　16, respect for mobile phone users, in order to make your stay awake without deception in the April 1st fool's Day wise book offers quick, as long as you read "$$^^&&< ten times to learn.

　　17, April Fool's day, please keep your guard. All the messages received, not but not, have to be understood in turn. There are a lot of praise you clever message, I have been intercepted halfway, then take off on April Fool's day!

　　18, last night I dreamed of you, gave you back home, we went to a beautiful building, you said, go running, I looked at your shadow, also saw read mental hospital.

　　19, a beautiful pig Pidianpidian to you, you looked with worship in his eyes, wagging his tail, swinging ass. A song for you: I'll be you when you grow up! Happy April Fool's Day！

　　20, in my eyes, you will always be looked and eating with relish is always, light of heart from care, sleep is always Hanran sleep...... I really envy you, ah, sometimes think, like you pigs are very good!

　　21, I have something to ask you, can you find an empty room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it, I don't want to bother you, but I really can't find someone to trust. I'm Sadam! Happy April Fool's Day！

　　22, ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's fart, and hit a song name... Don't guess, your face with tears!

　　23, no matter where you are, as long as the laughing, shouting "I am three sound beauty", I will appear in front of you.

　　24, you stand in the crowd, by the soft wind blowing long hair, like the most beautiful melody in the world, in my heart a long time reverberation, I want to say: your wig to fall... Today is April Fool's Day!

　　25, after the seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ringrelaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Eight ring: have you remembered?

　　26, April Fool's day come, be careful to; be careful out against company cautious acquaintances, colleagues; beauty discharge should be avoided, friends should pay attention to, in the April Fool's day happy with good luck, happy every moment! Do you have him (her) on April Fool's day?

　　27, what a wonderful animal world, lion’s roar to birds. Zebra antelope in the grass, bear the elephant nonsense. The hare bullied the tortoise, and he always wanted to race with it. Only the king is quiet, open the cell phone and watch it! Happy April Fool's Day！

　　28, the day is April Fool's day, in order to prevent people from being cheated, the company decided to leave the holiday for a day, not deducted wages, not deducted bonuses. Special reminding: please don't go out and run on this day. Please forward and inform each other!

　　29, people are getting stiff. Their faces are getting yellow. They are pale like soya bean milk and their lips are like brown sugar. So far no object has been pretending to be strong. They have seen the beautiful eyebrow, the wolf and the brothers.

　　30, if you are cheated today, it shows that you are welcome and not cheated. It means that everyone heartache you, you cheat people, that you will play, do not deceive people, that means you are kind, ha ha! I wish you a happy April Fool's day.

　　31, abandoned by people? Being bullied? Homeless? Do not be sad, do not be discouraged, even if the whole world is to abandon you, at least we, the national pig farm of your warm home.

　　32. Do you know? I have always been in love with you. I want to think of your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears. But I'm too poor to tell you. Now I have money, I can speak loudly, "boss, cut the pig half to me."

　　33, psychological test: if you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast as 2; you coward slower than 3... Answer: 1 you are more than beasts and animals; 2 you are animals; 3 you are better than animals! Happy April Fool's Day！

　　At 34, your mood, your life and your appetite like light of heart from care, do not fill the bag, you sleep sweet and naive, your deity's leisurely and carefree days than pigs, actually quite good!

　　35, will be forwarded to this message 3 times, you will go wealth; forwarding 6 times, you will get promotion; forwarding 10 times, you will walk in love; forwarding 20 times, you will spend 3 yuan of money!

　　36. Yesterday, I played a bet with my friend. I said there was no pig in the world. As a result, I lost, it's all about you! Please eat me quickly and calm my frustrating heart!

　　37, yesterday, I dream of you, really, the sky is so bright, sunshine is so beautiful, the sea is so boundless, you stand in the blue sea, I take small stick a poke you, hey, this little bastard, pretty hard shell!

　　38. Search for a pig: I lost a pure white pig. Features: body understanding, be clever and sensible, with access to a mobile phone and SMS, love pigs read information, speed information back to the owner! The master wants you now!

　　39. Do you know how I know you? When the kindergarten teacher said: wetting a fine of three yuan, two penalty five yuan, three penalty ten yuan, I would like to ask you how much monthly, very strong hands and said: "teacher, I do in the card!

　　40, dear user, Hello, because your cell phone sends too many messages, causing the server system to crash, so you are going to stop sending SMS for 24 hours. Happy April Fool's Day！

　　41, spoil things by excessive enthusiasm is absurd, self deception is foolhardy; 'is to borrow arrows with thatched boats is a decisive, debauch is romantic, is his life; dedication; if you continue to look down, you are a fool! Happy April Fool's Day！

　　42, after the forecast, the recent IQ index over the same period you will rise 50%, an increase of 50% shellfish laughter, facial distortion rate will be extended to 50% year-on-year, from last year rose 50% against the degree of harassment, compared to the high probability of 50% and, in general, you are tricky opportunities will surge 250% yoy. The fool's day will come, and may you use a 250 heart to feel 100% happiness!

　　43, give you twelve zodiac: I wish you a smart rat, as strong as a horse, bold tiger, rabbit as lovely, confident charm like dragon, like a snake, as meek as a romantic like horse, sheep, monkey naughty as beautiful as chicken, loyal dog, looks like a pig.

　　44, you are kind like cat, your faithful like a dog, you cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you looks like a butterfly, you are like a bee, what you are like, no wonder everyone calls you... Beasts!

　　45, in your forehead I see the vicissitudes of life, in your eyes I see confidence in your forehead I saw the time, on your lips, I see the leek, go your teeth.

　　46, in my eyes, you will always be looked so light of heart from care, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep.... I envy you. Sometimes, it's good to be a pig.

　　The 47 day, think you, you want to eat at night, think of you, you don't dream sleep, day trip, night hard to sleep, suffering, into a sentence: I thousands and thousands of words when you can get what...... 5 million grand prix! Happy April Fool's Day！

　　48, Tang Bohu scholar: intrinsic wife, the villain in Suzhou City, the organic / home broadband, Le boundless life. / who knows that the giant panda, it is rude and unsparing, occupy resources no day, and I destroyed my piece of software. I use it with rising / to turn it to beat Canbei three incense, with its hard / Kingsoft anti break, be it got into the computer company / zone one hundred times, one hundred times, finally cost as much as the world grudge.

　　49. Are you busy? It's all right. I just want to tell you the way you don't bother you, I'm thinking about you! I hope you received this message, your mouth is smiling, nose arch, hum 2, let the other pig know the owner's love you!

　　50, urgent reminder: in recent days, there is a tornado weather, when you go out, be sure to carry two dumbbell weights 10 kilograms, so as not to be rolled into the West sky by the wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must double. Happy April Fool's Day！