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《豪斯医生》中的经典台词

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《豪斯医生》中的经典台词

　　House: See that? They all assume I’m a patient because of this cane.

　　Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us.

　　House: I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor.

　　Wilson: You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude.

　　House: People don’t want a sick doctor.

　　Wilson: Fair enough. I don’t like healthy patients.

　　Judy: So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error.

　　House: Wilson! This is Dry Cleaner Guy. Tax Accountant. Guy from the bus

　　stop. This is Wilson.

　　Dry Cleaner: How come he gets a name?

　　House: Seniority.

　　Dr. Chase: You’re going to talk to a patient?

　　House: God talks to him. It’d be arrogant of me to assume I’m better than

　　God.

　　House: God ever talk to you when you were in the seminary?

　　Dr. Chase: Ummm... no.

　　House: God’s loss, our gain.

　　Ronald: I assume House is a great doctor?

　　Dr. Chase: Why would you assume that?

　　Ronald: Because if you’re that big a jerk you’re either great or

　　unemployed.

　　House: (discussing Alex’s breasts) Two clinic hours says that those love

　　apples are handcrafted by God.

　　Dr. Foreman: I thought you didn’t believe in God.

　　House: I do now.

　　Stella: What’s wrong with your foot?

　　House: War wound.

　　Stella: Does it hurt?

　　House: Every day.

　　Stella: Is that why you’re so sad?

　　House: Oh aren’t you adorable. I’m not sad, I’m complicated - chicks dig

　　that. One day you’ll understand.

　　Dr. Chase:We’ve got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman

　　could get the machine.

　　House: I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is

　　turned you wait in line?